6) East Midlands Intergalactic Disco Eclipse - £7.50
- Real-life completely serious boozes
Guanabanamo Bay – Served long with a soldier of fortune and edible explosions
El Jimador Blanco, Banana Liqueur, Guanabana, Lemon Sherbet, Lime & Peychaud Bitters
Sometimes it feels like you can’t blow anything up these days. This extraordinary rendition of a south of the border drink shows just what happens when you take a shifty-looking tequila and waterboard it with guanabana (nanananananana – BATMAN! – sorry) and banana (nanananananana – BATMAN! – sorry, again) liqueur. After an extended period of solitary confinement in Guanabanamo Bay you won’t see double, you’ll C4.
Sex On The Beach Up Against The Blue Lagoon With A Pina Colada On Top – Served confusingly.
Stolichnaya, Peach Schnapps, Blue, House Lemonade, Cranberry, Lime & Pina-Colada Foam
Let’s start a journey, and not the Don’t Stop Believing kind. You’re cruising on the Costa del suppin’ on your Sexy Beach cocktail, pass out, wake up on the set of Blue Lagoon with Brooke Shields writhing around offering a sip on some blue delight, pass out, come to in the rain with Rupert Holmes serenading you, tasting delicious regret… a day in the life of one of our dedicated and heroic bartenders.
Insane In The Crème Bane – Served with a back to break
Disaronno, Advocaat, Crème De Figue & Walnut Bitters
“Ah, you think Advocaat is your ally? You merely adopted the Advocaat. I was born in it; moulded by it. I didn't see the Amaretto until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but delicious.” Bane–Dark Knight Rises
Cry Me A Reviver – Served straight up with absinthe-flamed orange zest
Buttered Wild Turkey 81, Crème De Peche, Cocchi Americano, Lemon, Bee Pollen & Russian Mint
You don’t have to say/ what you drink/ I already know/ its not gonna be giiiin. This is our twist on the classic Corpse Reviver with the infused essence of peachy Justin Trousersnake. A lady-slaying glass of loveliness, not a disputed peninsula you can nick off Ukraine.
Mary Poppins Hurricane II – Served long with a blown-out parasol
House-Grog, Guava, Mango, Passion Fruit, Lime & Many Bitters
Skippermountgayfalernorgealisticguavablackwelldotious… You wanted a dangerously drinkable mug of tropical tiki? All you had to do was whistle! A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, in the most delightful Wray. If you’re trying to replicate this drink in your bar, it may annoy you to know that we got the recipe right first time!
Cereal Killa’h II – Served in a variety pack with morning treats
Mount Gay Eclipse, Almond Milk, Honey, Bee Pollen
"I like you Lloyd, I always liked you. You were always the best of them, best goddam bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon for that matter”. A ‘shining’ example of a breakfast drink for the sanity-challenged.
Tot Of The Hops – Served short on the rocks with bling, a cigar and a full head of 80s hair
Moonshine Kid Dogs Nose Gin, Cocchi Americano, Jasmine Tea, Celery Bitters, Lemon & Egg White
Hello, I just called to say two tribes can stand and deliver ride on time. It’s my party, come on Eileen don’t stand too close to me. The only way is up, swing the mood and we’ll be dancing in the street with a little help from my friends. A careless whisper could cause a chain reaction so put your hand on your heart and let’s party.
See, not one Jimmy Saville joke.