2) Trouble-Shooter’s Guide To Boilermaking

• Dress Code – Really?
• This is a place for fun and debauchery not a competition pit to see who can be the loudest or most obnoxious
• We sacrifice service charge and only pay our staff in kinder eggs, origami lessons & the occasional high five in order to bring you the best product at the cheapest price. Should you feel they provided a service worthy of a tip please do, as this will be the only money they will see. Ever.
• We steal the music from next door so unfortunately we can’t do any song requests.
• If it’s not on the menu please ask because we might be able to make it if not we will make sure we know how to next time!
• No fighting, play fighting, no talking about fighting. This is not Fight Club & you are not Brad Pitt
• The only thing we discount is the water.
• Most importantly, ensure you waste your time efficiently and try your upmost to forget menial information, such as PIN codes, anniversaries and/or wherever the hell your keys are…and replace this with necessary life skills such as how to mix a Sazerac, the best vermouth to use in a Manhattan or 10 FA cup final goalscorers.