This is a place for fun and debauchery not a competition pit to see who can be the loudest or most obnoxious
We sacrifice service charge and only pay our staff in kinder eggs, origami lessons & the occasional high five in order to bring you the best product at the cheapest price. Should you feel they provided a service worthy of a tip please do, as this will be the only money they will see. Ever.
We steal the music from next door so unfortunately we can’t do any song requests.
If it’s not on the menu please ask because we might be able to make it if not we will make sure we know how to next time!
No fighting, play fighting, no talking about fighting. This is not Fight Club & you are not Brad Pitt
The only thing we discount is the water.
Most importantly, ensure you waste your time efficiently and try your upmost to forget menial information, such as PIN codes, anniversaries and/or wherever the hell your keys are…and replace this with necessary life skills such as how to mix a Sazerac, the best vermouth to use in a Manhattan or 10 FA cup final goalscorers.